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木皮散人鼓詞（韻文部分）\n（明末）賈鳧西\n釋悶懷，破岑寂，只照著熱鬧處說來。\n十字街坊，幾下捶皮千古快；\n八仙桌上，一聲醒木萬人驚。\n鑿破混沌作兩間，\n五行生剋苦歪纏。\n兔走鳥飛催短景，\n龍爭虎鬥耍長拳。\n生下都從忙裡老，\n死前誰會把心寬！\n一腔填滿荊棘刺，\n兩肩挑起亂石山。\n試看那漢陵唐寢埋荒草，\n楚殿吳宮起暮煙。\n倒不如淡飯粗茶茅屋下，\n和風冷露一蒲團。\n科頭跣足剜野菜，\n醉臥狂歌號酒仙。\n正是那：“日上三竿眠不起，\n算來名利不如閒。”\n從古來爭名奪利的不乾淨，\n教俺這江湖老子白眼看。\n忠臣孝子是冤家，\n殺人放火享榮華。\n太倉裡的老鼠吃的撐撐飽，\n老牛耕地使死倒把皮來剝！\n河裡的游魚犯下什麼罪？\n刮淨鮮鱗還嫌刺扎。\n那老虎前生修下幾般福？\n生嚼人肉不怕塞牙。\n野雞兔子不敢惹禍，\n剁成肉醬還加上蔥花。\n古劍殺人還稱至寶，\n墊腳的草鞋丟在山窪。\n殺妻的吳起倒掛了元帥印，\n頂燈的裴瑾挨些嘴巴。\n活吃人的盜蹠得了好死，\n顏淵短命是為的什麼？\n莫不是玉皇爺受了張三的哄！\n黑洞洞的本帳簿那裡去查？\n好興致時來頑鐵黃金色，\n氣煞人運去銅鐘聲也差。\n我願那來世的鶯鶯醜似鬼，\n石崇脫生沒個板渣。\n世間事風裡孤燈草頭露，\n縱有那幾串銅錢你慢扎煞！\n俺雖無臨潼關的無價寶，\n只這三聲鼉鼓走遍天涯。\n老子江湖漫自嗟，\n販來古今作生涯。\n從古來三百二十八萬載，\n幾句街談要講上來。\n權當作蠅頭細字批青史，\n撇過了之乎者也矣焉哉。\n但憑著一塊破皮兩頁板，\n不教他唱遍生旦不下臺！\n你看起初時茹毛飲血心已狠，\n燧人氏潑油添鹽又加上熬煎。\n有巢氏不肯在山窩裡睡，\n榆林遭殃才滾就了椽。\n庖犧氏人首蛇身古而怪，\n鼓弄著百姓結網打淨了灣。\n自古道“牝雞司晨家業敗”，\n可怎麼伏羲的妹子坐了金鑾！\n女媧氏煉石補天空費了手，\n到於今抬頭不見那補釘天。\n老神農伸著個牛頭嘗百草，\n把一些旺相相的孩子提起病源。\n黃帝平了蚩尤的亂，\n平穩穩的乾坤又起了爭端。\n造作了那槍刀和弓箭，\n這才是慣打仗的祖師不用空拳。\n嫌好那毛達撒的皮子不中看，\n弄斯文又制下衣和冠。\n桑木板頂在腦蓋子上，\n也不怕滴溜著些泥彈打了眼圈！\n這些都是平白裡生出來的閒枝節，\n說不盡那些李四與張三！\n隔兩輩帝□（上執下手）禪位把兄弟讓，\n那唐堯雖是個神聖也遭了磨難。\n爬爬屋三間當了大殿，\n袞龍袍穿這一領大布衫。\n沽突突洪水滔天誰惹的禍？\n百姓們鱉嗑魚吞死了萬千。\n拿問了治水大臣他兒子續了職，\n穿著些好古董鞋子跑的腿痠。\n教伯益放起了一把無情火，\n那狼蟲虎豹也不得安然。\n有一日十日並出晃了一晃，\n嚇得那狐子妖孫盡膽寒。\n多虧了后羿九枝鵰翎箭，\n十個紅輪只剩了一個圓。\n說不盡這樁樁件件蹊蹺事，\n再把那揖讓盛典表一番。\n常言道“明德之人當有後”，\n偏偏的正宮長子忒痴頑！\n放著個欽明聖父不學好，\n教了他一盤圍棋也不會填。\n四嶽九官舉大舜，\n倒贅個女婿掌江山。\n商均不肖又是臣作了主，\n是怎麼神禹為君他不傳賢？\n從今後天下成了個子孫貨，\n不按舊例把樣子翻。\n中間裡善射的后羿篡了位，\n多虧了少康一旅整朝權。\n四百年又到了商家手，\n桀放南巢有誰哀憐！\n雖然是祖輩的家業好過活，\n誰知道保子孫的方法不如從前。\n再說那成湯解網稱仁主，\n就應該風調雨順萬民安，\n為什麼大旱七年不下雨？\n等著他桑林擺桌鋪起龍壇！\n更可笑剪爪當牲來禱告，\n不成個體統真是歪纏。\n那迂學包子看書只管瞎讚歎，\n只怕這其間的字眼有些訛傳！\n自從他伐桀為君弄開手，\n要算他徵誅起稿第一位老先。\n到後來自家出了個現世報，\n那老紂的結果比老桀還憨。\n現成成的天下送給周家坐，\n不道個生受也沒賞過錢。\n淨賠本倒拐上一個脖兒冷，\n霎時間白牛犢變成了大紅犍。\n這才是“漿了撈來水裡去，\n一更裡荷包照樣兒穿！”\n這周朝的王業根莖裡旺，\n你看他輩輩英雄都不差。\n這才是栽竹成林後來的大，\n到西伯方才發了個大粗芽。\n可恨那說舌頭的殺才崇侯虎，\n挑唆著紂王昏君把他拿。\n打在南牢裡六七載，\n受夠了那鐵鎖和銅枷。\n多虧了散宜生定下胭粉計，\n獻上個興周滅商的女嬌娃。\n一霎時蛟龍頓斷了黃金鎖，\n他敢就搖頭擺尾入煙霞。\n更喜的提調兩陝新掛印，\n駕前裡左排鉞斧右金瓜。\n他生下了兒子一百個，\n那一個是個善菩薩？\n不消說長子武王是聖主，\n就是他令弟周公也是個通家。\n渭水打獵作了好夢，\n添上個慣戰能徵的姜子牙。\n兒媳婦娶了邑姜女，\n繡房裡習就奪槊並滾叉。\n到於今有名頭的婦人稱“十亂”，\n就是孔聖人的書本也把他誇。\n他爺們晝夜鋪排著行仁政，\n那紂王還閉著倆瞎眼在黑影裡爬。\n多少年軟刀子割頭不知死，\n直等到太白旗懸才把口吧！\n老紂王倘然留得一口氣，\n他還有七十萬雄兵怎肯安寧？\n萬一間黃金鉞斧折了刃，\n周武王，只怕你甲子日回不得孟津城！\n再加上二叔保住武庚的駕，\n朝歌地重新紮起了商家營。\n姜太公殺花老眼溜了陣，\n護駕軍三千喪上命殘生。\n小武庚作起一輩中興主，\n誅殺逆臣屠了鎬京。\n監殷的先討過周公的罪，\n撇下那新鮮紅鞋穿不成。\n淨弄的火老鴉落屋沒有正講，\n河崖上兩場瞎關了兵。\n到其間武王縱有千張嘴，\n誰是誰非也說不分明！\n（所以武王就下了個毒手，一刀斫下紂王的頭來……）\n都說是“無道昏君合該死！”\n把一個新殿龍爺稱又尊。\n全不念六百年的故主該饒命，\n都說“這新皇帝的處分快活煞人！”\n這個說：“沒眼色的餓莩你叩的什麼馬？”\n那個說：“幹捨命的忠臣你剖的什麼心？”\n這個說：“你看那白鬍子的元帥好氣概！”\n那個說：“有孝行的君王還載著個木父親！”\n滿街上拖男領女去領鉅橋的粟，\n後宮裡秀女佳人都跟了虎賁。\n給了他個泰山壓頂沒有躲閃，\n直殺的血流漂杵堵了城門。\n眼見他一刀兩斷君臣定，\n他可才穩坐在龍床不用動身。\n靈長自古數週朝，\n王跡東遷漸漸消。\n周天子二衙管不著堂上的事，\n空守著幾個破鼎惹氣淘。\n春秋出頭有二十國，\n一霎時七雄割據把兵鏖。\n這其間孔孟周流跑殺馬，\n須知道不時行的文章誰家瞧？\n陝西的秦家得了風水，\n他那蠶食方法起的心高。\n那知道異人返國著了道，\n又被個姓呂的光棍頂了包。\n他只說化家為國王作了帝，\n而其實是以呂易嬴李代了桃。\n原來這雜種羔子沒有長進，\n小胡亥忤逆賊達又是禍苗。\n老始皇欹在靈床沒眼淚，\n假遺詔逼殺他親哥犯了天條。\n望夷宮雖然沒曾得好死，\n論還賬還不夠個利錢梢！\n到後來楚漢爭鋒換了世界，\n那劉邦是一個龍胎自然不糙。\n“一杯羹”說的好風涼話，\n要把他親孃的漢子","is_preview":true,"preview_page_limit":10}