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京華慷慨竹枝詞\n[清]吾廬孺\n序端：蓋聞詞之詠也，柳枝之外，更有竹枝，寓情之餘，尚能諧俗。原以國風雖在，雅頌三百已亡，而世態或多滑稽，尋常皆是。僕奉閒人，詩無佳句，未嘗問俗，曷敢為詞？今春風鶴滿天，四郊多壘，撫膺三嘆，慷慨生焉。於是運龍蛇於掌上，抒壘塊於胸中，曾未逾春，率成百首。雖彥和入袋，不敢必炙口於國門；而方朔揮毫，或無妨解頤於朝市。至格韻出入，意旨偏激，則又大雅之所客，抑亦鄙人之所希明教者爾。\n## 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